Christmas is approaching as rapidly as ever. In fact, it's approaching at exactly the same pace it always have and probably always will. I don't know what everyone wants but I do know what most people desperately need. They need the thing that helps them get through life, cold and twisted a thing as it is.
Unfortunately, if you're in the ninety-nine percent who don't seem to have this, nobody can give it to you. That is, nobody can give it to you but you.
This year, give yourself the gift that keeps on giving: a fucking sense of humor.
